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[비즈니스 유머] 위장 기도 - Prayer for Camouflage 2013-07-03 16:51:55
himself that the girl he will be meeting that evening will be quite hot and says, “well, give me 12 pack.” later that evening, he sits down to dinner with the girlfriend and her parents. he asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. he begins the prayer, but continues praying for several...
[비즈니스 유머] 만질 데가 없는 사람 - Nothing to scratch 2013-06-23 17:47:14
“were you in the service?” asked the interviewer. “yes, i was a marine, was in vietnam for two years, and i have a partial disability,” responded the applicant. “may i ask what happened?” “well, i had a grenade go off between my legs, i lost both testicles.” “you’re hired. you can start...
[비즈니스 유머] 출산 장려 - Baby boom 2013-06-18 16:54:02
a hole in every fifth condom, the guide said. “but that can’t be good for the condoms!” the guide replies, “but it’s really good for the baby bottle nipple business!” 첨단기술을 도입해 라텍스 제품을 제조하는 것으로 알려진 회사에 새로 부임한 간부가 공장을 둘러봤다. 건물 한쪽에서는 젖병 꼭지를...
싸이 활동종료, `젠틀맨` "난 최선을 다했다" 2013-06-17 17:45:45
수 있다. (It`s gonna be the official final performance of #Gentleman on TV. I can`t say I`ve been the best BUT I CAN say I`ve done my BEST! #MMVA)`라는 글을 게재했다. 현재 캐나다에 머물고 있는 싸이는 16일(현지시각) 캐나다 음악전문 채널 `머치 뮤직`(Much music)이 개최한 `머치 뮤직 비디오 어워즈`(MUCH...
[톡톡 경제 English] '실적 쇼크' 파나소닉, 구조조정으로 돌파구 2013-06-16 18:19:27
a lower-than-expected profit forecast. panasonic said net income in the year was likely to be 50bn yen, compared with analysts’ expectations for 64bn yen. the firm has been losing large sums of money for the past two financial years as south korean rivals such as samsung have captured a greater...
[비즈니스 유머] 머피의 항공여행법칙 - Murphy's air-travel laws 2013-06-16 17:36:00
it inevitably will be delayed. -if you are assigned a middle seat, just look for the two largest passengers while you are still in the boarding area. you will be seated between them. -only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the washroom. -the crying baby on board your...
[비즈니스 유머] 낙천주의자 - Optimist 2013-06-14 17:19:28
wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and turned the gun on himself.” george says, “well it could have been worse.” both his friends said, “how in hell could it be worse? your best friend just killed himself!” george says, “if it had happened two days ago, i’d be dead now!” 조지는...
[비즈니스 유머] 간교한 노파 - Cunning woman 2013-06-02 17:53:55
she said. “as i’m leaving, can you say ‘goodbye, mother!’? it would make me feel so much better.” “sure,” answered the young man. as the old woman was leaving, he called out, “goodbye, mother!” stepping up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $155.50. “how can that be?” he...
[비즈니스 유머] 포경수술 - Circumcision 2013-05-29 17:31:39
big the baby would be in two weeks.” the father says, “17 pounds.” “what happened?” the bartender queried. “he already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.” “had him circumcised,” says the man. 뉴욕의 바에서 술을 마시고 있던 알래스카 사내가 전화를 받았다. 그러더니 아내가 방금 25파운드나...
[비즈니스 유머] 산타 그리고 사탄 - Santa and Satan 2013-05-28 17:22:28
scared about all this satan stuff.” the other boy replies, “don’t worry. you know how santa claus turned out. it’s probably just your dad again.” 주일학교에서 마귀에 관한 강도 높은 설교를 들은 두 녀석이 집으로 돌아가는 길이었다. “이 사탄 이야기 말이야, 이거 정말 겁이 나지 뭐야.” 한...
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