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[비즈니스 유머] 산타 그리고 사탄 - Santa and Satan 2013-05-28 17:22:28
scared about all this satan stuff.” the other boy replies, “don’t worry. you know how santa claus turned out. it’s probably just your dad again.” 주일학교에서 마귀에 관한 강도 높은 설교를 들은 두 녀석이 집으로 돌아가는 길이었다. “이 사탄 이야기 말이야, 이거 정말 겁이 나지 뭐야.” 한...
[비즈니스 유머] 빚쟁이 - Creditor 2013-05-24 17:02:45
a two-week vacation to celebrate their anniversary. suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “ladies and gentlemen, i have very bad news. our engines have ceased to function and we will attempt an emergency landing. luckily, i see an island below us we should be able to land...
[비즈니스 유머] 잠언 - Good advice 2013-05-23 17:09:22
-anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. -there is no vaccine against stupidity! -some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill. -you can have a healthy sex life well into your later years. assuming you can stand the sight of people your age naked. -never take life...
[비즈니스 유머] 자위 - Self-help 2013-05-19 17:29:35
a guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “i have two girls coming over this weekend, and they’re hot. would you have something to get me going all night?” the pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with a bottle and says, “this stuff is potent: drink one ounce, and you will be doing the wild...
[톡톡 경제 English] 英 테스코 "장난감에 성별 표시는 잘못" 사과 2013-05-19 17:21:33
a wider review of the way toys are labelled on its website. campaigners from let toys be toys, an online pressure group urging retailers not to limit children’s social development by promoting boys and girls toys rather than putting them under a unisex label, claimed that tesco’s labelling of the...
[비즈니스 유머] 조지의 아버지-George's dad 2013-05-17 17:24:51
was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. little george got up to read his. “dad fell in the well last week…” he began. “good heavens,” shrieked mrs. baker, the teacher. “is he all right now?” “he must be,” said little george. “he stopped yelling for help...
[비즈니스 유머] 남자 대 여자 - Man vs woman 2013-05-16 17:10:44
the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. as soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.남자 열 여자 하나, 이렇게 11명이 헬리콥터 아래 로프에 매달려 있었다....
[비즈니스 유머] 의미있는 침묵 - Significant silence 2013-05-15 16:52:19
was mom,” said the son finally. “how do you know?” said the father. “because she isn’t saying anything.” 모녀는 부엌에서 설거지를 하고 있고 부자는 거실에서 신문을 읽고 있었다. 갑자기 접시들이 와지끈 떨어지면서 부엌 바닥에서 부서지는 소리가 났다. 그리고는 그저 조용하기만 했다. “엄마가...
[비즈니스 유머] 좋은 충고 Good advice 2013-05-14 16:51:15
-time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students. -learn from your parents’ mistakes - use birth control. -few women admit their age; fewer men act. -women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. -lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math. -he who laughs last...
[비즈니스 유머] 갑부 - Multimillionaire 2013-05-13 17:44:11
the loan. an employee drives the car into the bank’s underground garage. two weeks later, he returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest ($15.41). the loan officer says, “we are happy this transaction has worked out nicely, but we are a little puzzled. we checked you out and found out that you are...
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