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[비즈니스 유머] 피부노화 방지 - Anti-aging skincare 2013-04-23 17:09:59
in the bar: “hey, have you heard the nonsense that semen has anti-aging benefits?” “yes, but i think it’s not simply to be dismissed as complete nonsense.” “why is that?” “heather locklear, offering up the secret to her great skin, said, ‘you just put semen on your face.’” “when did...
[비즈니스 유머] 말문 닫은 부부 - Silent treatment 2013-04-22 17:15:55
an la couple were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. the next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight to china. not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a...
[비즈니스 유머] 악처 - Xantippe 2013-04-14 18:06:52
on the grave of his departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. the man seemed to be in profound sorrow and kept repeating, “why did you have to die? why did you have to die?” the first man approached him and said, “sir, i...
[비즈니스 유머] 어려운 질문(5) - Tough questions 2013-04-08 17:00:20
of her?” he:that would seem like the proper thing to do. she:and let her use my golf clubs? he:she can’t. she’s left-handed. 대답하기 어려운 여자의 질문: “내가 죽으면 당신 어떡할 거요?” 뭐라고 대답하건 다음과 같은 식으로 질문은 이어지게 마련이라는 걸 알아야. 여:당신 재혼할 거요? 남:천만에!...
[비즈니스 유머] 근무태만 - Dereliction of duty 2013-04-03 17:02:13
a business trip to africa. upon learning that his boss was soon going to be flying to africa he told his boss about the dream he had, and convinced his boss to cancel it. the next day on the news they learned that the plane did indeed crash. the boss gave the man a reward, and then fired him on the...
'착한 기업' 전성시대 … 기부·후원에 브랜드 이미지 굿~ 2013-04-02 15:17:06
캠페인에 적극적인 회사로 꼽힌다. 유기견을 후원하는 '비 마이 프렌드(be my friend)'와 청년 실업자를 돕는 '올해의 실업자(unemployee of the year)' 캠페인 등 1965년 창립 이후 14개의 캠페인을 진행해 왔다.회사 관계자는 "베네통은 설립 때부터 사회적 기업 활동에 참여해 다른 패션...
[비즈니스 유머] 여섯 명의 아내 - Six wives 2013-03-31 16:59:26
magistrate, charged with marrying six women. the magistrate asked him how he could be so hardened a villain.“please, your worship,” entreated the man, “please be understanding. i was just trying to get a good one.” 아일랜드 남자가 여자 여섯하고 결혼한 사실이 문제가 돼 치안판사 앞으로 호출된 일이...
[비즈니스 유머] 강한 팔순 - Potent octogenarian 2013-03-24 17:11:11
routine check-up and everything seems fine. concluding the exam the doctor asks him about his sex life. “well…” the man drawled. “not bad at all to be honest. the wife is not at all interested anymore, so i just cruise around. in the last month i was able to pick up and bed at least three girls,...
[논술 기출문제 풀이] Smart한 논술의 법칙 <53> 올바른 방식으로 문제를 풀어나가라! 2013-03-22 09:42:15
the sick, the poor, the unemployed and the socially excluded, who can be helped only by therapeutic methods. the point is only too obvious. these threadbare*** notions seek to eliminate the concept of guilt and free will. if the blame for violence is unloaded on psychological and social inadequacy,...
[비즈니스 유머] 섹스 상식 - Common sexology 2013-03-21 17:02:22
on average, men experience about 22 seconds of mind-numbing bliss through orgasm, which is four seconds longer than the typical female orgasm. again, those are averages. each orgasm is different, and some can involve bonus thrills, while others seem to be over in less than 18 seconds. regularly...
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