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[비즈니스 유머] 웬 걱정 - Why worry? 2013-05-12 17:49:54
go to heaven the there is nothing to worry about. but if you go to hell, you’ll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends you won’t have time to worry. 인생의 걱정거리는 건강하냐 아니면 병에 걸렸느냐다. 건강하다면 걱정은 없다. 그렇지만 병을 앓고 있다면 걱정거리는 건강을 되찾게 되느냐 아니면...
[비즈니스 유머] 매점 - Buy up 2013-05-07 16:52:57
a meteorologist working in boston was to be transferred to a weather station in alaska. since grocery prices there were exorbitant, it was suggested that they buy certain items before they left and ship them. prior to their departure date, the meteorologist’s wife was shopping at a supermarket,...
[톡톡 경제 English] 유튜브 광고단가 3분의1로 하락 2013-05-05 17:59:16
for the ad-revenue sharing program since its launch, the payout has been disappointing. the surge in new content-about 72 hours of which is uploaded each minute today vs. every 48 hours in 2011-makes it harder for any one content channel on the site to get noticed. even worse for creators: rates...
[비즈니스 유머] 광우병 - Mad cow disease 2013-05-01 17:30:31
about mad cow disease. “mr. jenkins, do you have any idea what might be the cause of this disease?” “sure. do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?” “umm, sir, that is something i didn’t know, but what has it got to do with the disease?” “and did you know we milk the cow twice...
[비즈니스 유머] 머피의 섹스법칙 - Murphy's Law in sex 2013-04-30 16:49:06
time and causes the most amount of trouble. -there is no remedy for sex but more sex. -virginity can be cured. -when a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. -no matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the...
[비즈니스 유머] 피부노화 방지 - Anti-aging skincare 2013-04-23 17:09:59
in the bar: “hey, have you heard the nonsense that semen has anti-aging benefits?” “yes, but i think it’s not simply to be dismissed as complete nonsense.” “why is that?” “heather locklear, offering up the secret to her great skin, said, ‘you just put semen on your face.’” “when did...
[비즈니스 유머] 말문 닫은 부부 - Silent treatment 2013-04-22 17:15:55
an la couple were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. the next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight to china. not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a...
[비즈니스 유머] 악처 - Xantippe 2013-04-14 18:06:52
on the grave of his departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. the man seemed to be in profound sorrow and kept repeating, “why did you have to die? why did you have to die?” the first man approached him and said, “sir, i...
[비즈니스 유머] 어려운 질문(5) - Tough questions 2013-04-08 17:00:20
of her?” he:that would seem like the proper thing to do. she:and let her use my golf clubs? he:she can’t. she’s left-handed. 대답하기 어려운 여자의 질문: “내가 죽으면 당신 어떡할 거요?” 뭐라고 대답하건 다음과 같은 식으로 질문은 이어지게 마련이라는 걸 알아야. 여:당신 재혼할 거요? 남:천만에!...
[비즈니스 유머] 근무태만 - Dereliction of duty 2013-04-03 17:02:13
a business trip to africa. upon learning that his boss was soon going to be flying to africa he told his boss about the dream he had, and convinced his boss to cancel it. the next day on the news they learned that the plane did indeed crash. the boss gave the man a reward, and then fired him on the...
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